Erin has also had some good stuff lately. When I recently told her we had a problem, she said, "No, we don't. It's not a problem, Mommy. It's an IDEA EMERGENCY!" (This is from a Disney show, Imagination Movers, in case you're not raising a 4 year old yourself and actually watch grownup t.v.)
Then today, I took the kids to a McDonald's playland. Erin and I had to use the restroom that's in the playroom area--one of those one-room jobs. Erin went first and she then tried to leave as I was taking my turn. I (very forcefully) told her NOT to leave the bathroom when I was still in there. "Why?" Erin asks. "Well, honey, if you opened that door right now, everyone would see me going to the bathroom?"
"They would?"
"Yes, they would."
"And they'd take pictures?"
Um, noooooo. At least let's hope not. But at any rate, the door stayed closed, no pictures were taken, and my dignity is still somewhat intact. I'm not looking forward to staving off future bathroom paparazzi, though.
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